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Monday, 30 June 2008
Sunday, 29 June 2008
Well when Brenda went driving off to her mums she did not think of me,
Now this is me I nearly made it onto my bed.
Little Pip did not make it to his bed he just fell asleep on his toys, he ran to them when we came in and went out like a light John has carried him to his bed now..
Friday, 27 June 2008
Thursday, 26 June 2008
Hi Bobby here, I would not like to meet this guy in an alley.
Well it has been a bad day. Jack went yesterday and had his batteries removed. So he was still sleepy this morning, as they had to use so much stuff to put him out being so fat (sorry portly).
John took us out and Jack was slower than usual mind I am not surprised he was still groggy.
When we came back , I said Oh look I have an e-mail to fill a claims form in to get my money. John would not let me fill it in he says its a con, I think he wants it himself so I will have to keep an eye on him.
If you see him spending loads of money let me know.
Well then a lady came and she has taken Jack, she is going to care for him and keep him on a diet. I will let you know how he gets on.
Then Brenda went off to Cheshire to see her mum, so now I have to look after the Mop and John.
I think John does not want me to get my money because if I was Rich people would want me, and I think he wants me really, yes that's it I am sure.
Wednesday, 25 June 2008
Tuesday, 24 June 2008
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Monday, 23 June 2008
Sunday, 22 June 2008
This is Alfie he has a plastic hip owing to an accident, his adoptive family have two other dogs Raga and Asher who as you can see Alfie is using her to sit on and rest his leg. They say he is a great little dog, and Asher and Alfie get on really well however Raga thinks they are both rather silly. So here is a title for you Alfie as I am allowed to bestow them.
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Saturday, 21 June 2008
Hi This is Jack who's owner Hazel has sadly died in hospital on Wednesday, she had said If anything happens would John make sure Jack was taken care of, so now Jack is looking for a new home.We all knew Hazel from the Park she always had lots of treats and gave every passing dog a treat. I used to keep walking back and too so I got a lot, As you can see Jack got the lions share, he is very portly and is going to be on a diet.until his figure comes back.
We thought he had a home to go to but the old chap could not give him the exercise he will need to help him lose his weight.although Jack does not walk far at the moment as his weight is a problem.
I feel very sorry for Jack he has lost his mam and is going to be deprived of his milk shakes, big lumps of cheese,ice cream and all the great food he was getting.So he will miss Hazel very much, but I know I speak for all the dogs that go into the park when I say we will all miss you Hazel.
Good Night and God Bless.Jack
Thursday, 19 June 2008
The Mop is always saying mum and dad; I said its John and Brenda. It is to you, he said, because you don’t belong here really you don’t have a proper home you don’t have a mum and dad.
But of course I have, Brenda and John are my mum and dad, its just I am older than the Mop so I am allowed to call them by their first names.
Then last night I went to bed at 2130 as usual, then very late John came up and I looked up, he said you could be going to a new home soon. I was so pleased I like new places.
I woke early this morning and when I walked into the room John was teaching the Mop how to do my blog, I said he can not do that, John said he will have to learn
If you go to a new home, what! Me, just me on my own, I thought you meant we were all going,
My little heart was pounding I really have tried to be good, if John calls me when we are out I come straight away, I only grump at some dogs, I have even been playing with the Mop. I thought John loved me now, he is always saying, aw, our little Bobby.
I did not mean to cock my leg and wee down Mary’s jeans in the park, There was a few of us there and no one saw me do it, when Mary felt it and said I think it was Bobby, John stuck up for me and said, you are blaming poor little Bobby because he is the only dog who has not got a home, they all went aww, so if that’s what it’s about, I promise I will never do it again.
I know I go on about wanting a home, but I really thought they could not let me go,because they care for me so much.
I love them both and now I am so worried about moving on with out John who seems to understand me so well.
My little heart is aching I feel like it is breaking in two, I am so frightened what is going to become of me???????
Tuesday, 17 June 2008
I have had the worst ride in a car that I have ever had, no it was not going down to see the corgi's and Liz.
It all started last night when Auntie Lynn asked Brenda to take two feral cats to the vets one was a Tom. Now in fairness I even heard her say after they are done they smell worse than a skunk if they spray so wrap the cage in a blanket in case it leeks out.
When Brenda came back, John, Haircut and me went out to go to the park Brenda had said nothing about a smell.
Well all I can say is Phew!!!! but that is not what John said, and it got worse when he looked back and saw haircut rolling all over the back, on its back like it was something great. John opened the windows at both sides but on the way to the park it was like one of those virus movies as we went up the road people were collapsing on to the pavement clutching there noses and throats. I was trying to stick my head out of the window as I was nearly sick but people were shouting shut those b***** windows. John and I fell out of the car, we could not get out quick enough, but the stupid Mop was still rolling all over in the back.
We had to wait at the park for the police to give us an escort home after they had warned everyone to stay indoors, they all had gas masks on I asked for one but they did not have one to fit me.
We had just got back when Lynn was on the phone to see how things had gone, she said, I did say how bad it was and to keep a blanket wrapped around the cage, the b***** blanket was disintegrated like Dracula seeing the sun. Lynn said you can try Daz to clean it, Daz I ask you it will take more than Daz if you know of something please let us know. John had the best idea he said the car smells that bad I will just have it crushed .
I lay down to have a little sleep with the smell still up my nostrils and had a nightmare it was like I was on LSD or hash there was loads of Mops all over the place and they all smelled like the car .
I am going to bed now so I hope this is just a dream and Lynn has not been for another little favour just until she finds them homes.
Sunday, 15 June 2008
Hi Bobby here I feel very grumpy today and its no wonder I live with a grumpy human it started this morning over socks. Fathers day brings socks apparently and listening in, John is going on about how can they make socks to fit feet size 6 to 13 Brenda said I don't know, now it seems usually they are 6 to 11 and even then he said its not right the heel comes above your ankle if you are size 8. Now he says the heel on these will come behind his knee, and suspenders would not go amiss.
Well we went to the park then the beach tonight and he was still going on about socks, I am just pleased I don't need them. I wish he had not got them I bet Brenda is sick of hearing about it as well, I hope he has forgot by tomorrow grumpy old human.
Friday, 13 June 2008
Thursday, 12 June 2008
Lynne said to John just think of a line of dogs that need help stretching on
forever, and sadly this is so true.
I will ask any of the people who have adopted a dog to send me a picture and a little about them and I will do another video.
Wednesday, 11 June 2008
Hi, Lord Bobby here, one has had quite a nice day, one was chauffeured to the Park this morning.
I had a saunter around the grounds and met several acquaintances, of course the haircut had to accompany me.
I returned and had a lunch of chicken and ham then later went for a promenade on the sand so one was quite worn out and had 40 winks when we returned to the abode.
I have rang my friends the corgis this evening I might call next week and play in there garden with them. Lizzy always puts a good spread on. Old Toby senior Corgi told her One was on the phone I heard her yell Ah little Bobby is most welcome but not Monday I have the washing hanging out, then I have all the ironing to do Phil likes creases in his underpants.
John has just rang the Poms new owners to see how he was getting on, and it seems that it is OK, he has ignored one of the cats, the other one is keeping out of his way, but they say they will not give up.
So it looks like all is well and it wont be coming back. Phew!!!
Monday, 9 June 2008
Saturday, 7 June 2008
Friday, 6 June 2008
Tuesday, 3 June 2008
Now today it has never stopped raining John took us to the park this morning and the Mop would not walk in the rain. John carried it so then it had to walk back we were soaked I can not understand the Mop it runs into water everywhere we go but it wont walk in the rain.
John would not take the Mop when we went out this afternoon it was still raining, but the Pom was quite happy to go I was not bothered but I went to keep John happy.
The Mop must have got bored, I fell asleep John was busy upstairs Brenda was at Asda looking for bargains, John says she spends a fortune to save money. When I opened my eyes I could not believe what I saw.
I said you are in trouble now, but he did not care he ran about shaking his head sending bits all over. Then I heard Brenda come in.
I could not help looking guilty and I had nothing to do with it, the Mop tried to pretend he had not done it but he had give away signs.
One toilet roll makes a lot of small pieces when a Mop gets it , the Pom kept right out of the way.
The Mop got told off again, this is another thing I don't understand about the Mop it does not care when It gets told off Brenda was picking bits up and it was jumping all over grabbing them again daft thing.