HAPPY NEW YEAR FURBODYS AND HUMANS

HOPE YOUR NEXT YEAR IS HAPPY AND HEALTHY





I HAVE MANAGED TO SNEAK ON THE BLOG
WHILE GRUMPY IS ASLEEP.
SO I DO WISH YOU ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND YOU ALL GET LOADS OF TREATS
AND SQUEAKIES.

JOHN THINKS THIS IS FUNNY STUPID PERSON
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY FURENDS AND
THEIR HUMANS.
I USUALLY WRITE A POEM FOR BRENDA  AT
CHRISTMAS BUT
MARY AND SUSIE SAID I SHOULD WRITE
ONE FOR JOHN.
BRENDA IS ALWAYS SAYING IF YOU CAN
NOT SAY ANYTHING NICE ABOUT SOMEONE
SAY NOTHING AT ALL.
SO HERE IS JOHNS POEM.

POEM TO JOHN

SAYING NOTHING AT ALL

WHEN WE WENT TO THE FIELD IT WAS
VERY COLD.

PIP SAID TO JOCK WE WILL HURRY ROUND
AND GET BACK FOR BREAKFAST FOLLOW ME.

THEN HE SAID THE SAME TO TAYLOR.

LITTLE JOCK  SAID HE WAS GOING TO LEAD
AND BIG TAYLOR SAID TO PIP I AM FOLLOWING
JOCK.

PIP  WENT AND STARTED  CRYING TO JOHN
HE SAID THEY WILL NOT LET ME LEAD.

SO THEY GOT SHOUTED BACK

I TOLD JOHN STRAIGHT DIPPY PIP
IS NOTHING BUT A SPOILED BRAT.
HE ALWAYS WANTS HIS OWN WAY.

TAYLOR THE ROTTI IS STAYING WITH US FOR
A FEW DAYS.
PIP WAS TELLING HIM HE HAD TO WALK BEHIND
HIM HE SAID I LEAD YOU FOLLOW.
TAYLOR USED TO LISTEN TO HIM, BUT HE JUST
WENT HUFF IN PIPS FACE AND COVERED HIM
IN DROOL.

JOCK SAID WE WILL CHASE THE BALL
AND ALL RUN TOGETHER.

PIP SAID LOOK HE RAN THAT FAST AND
HE HAS MY BALL THIS IS NOT FARE.
AND I HAVE THIS DROOL STUFF STICKING
TO ME.

TAYLOR WENT TO SAY SORRY TO PIP
HE SAID I WILL LICK IT OFF,
AND MADE IT WORSE.

JOCK  CAME TO ME HE SAID I WILL WALK
WITH YOU BOB THOSE TWO ARE LIKE
DUMB AND DUMBER

THIS WAS OSCAR WHEN HE WAS HERE.
JOHN CALLED TO SEE HIM
AND LOOK WHAT RAN TO MEET HIM
JOHN SAID WHO ARE YOU.

HE SAID ITS ME LITTLE OSCAR

ALL MY HAIR IS GONE AND I FEEL MUCH
BETTER

.

Little Jock is feeling a lot better we were playing
with John and he came and joined in.

JOCK IS FEELING VERY SORRY FOR HIMSELF

HE IS FAST ASLEEP NOW, BUT HE JUST STOOD

 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR FOR AGES.

WHILE HE WAS AT THE VETS WE WAITED

ON THE BEACH, SO THAT WAS GOOD FOR US.

I SAW MY FRIEND MARY, AND SUSIE.

 

WE SAW A WESTIE WHO WAS HAPPY THIS

WESTIE IS NOT JOCK, HE WAS STILL IN

THE VETS.

BRENDA WENT TO PICK HIM UP THEN CAME

FOR US, SO WE HAD A GOOD DAY,

POOR  JOCK HAD A BAD DAY.



JOCK

THIS LITTLE FURBODY IS JOCK HE CAME TODAY
HE IS A WESTIE IS 3 YEARS OLD AND NEEDS
 A NEW HOME.

HE IS GOING TO THE VETS IN THE MORNING
FOR THE DREADED OP.

I BET HE WOULD NOT BE SNUGGLING UP TO
JOHN IF HE KNEW WHERE HE WAS TAKING HIM.

Here am I having a little sleep and a nice dream

of my Newbottle Village.

You come in here.

You go out at the bottom by the village green
it was so nice, then I woke up.
John was out with Pip, I said to Brenda
you should have woke me.
I would have gone, Brenda said they
are just outside they have not  gone far..

Now there they are, when I looked out I said
I will not bother, the only thing moving is
John and Pip, both must be dippy to
go out in that.

I am going back to sleep, I liked my dream best.

SCAMPIE HAS GONE HOME TODAY, HE SAID PIP WAS A
 WUSS AND NOT BRAVE AT ALL.
IT ALL STARTED BECAUSE PIP SAID I LEAD YOU FOLLOW
I JUST LAUGH AT HIM, WELL I NEARLY FELL IN THE SNOW LAUGHING.

SOMEONE HAD BUILT A SNOWMAN AND PIP WAS FRIGHTENED OF IT
HE STOOD STILL AND WOULD NOT GO ANY FURTHER.

I WENT IN FRONT AND TOOK SCAMPIE TO THE SNOWMAN
WE LEFT SOME PEE-MAIL THEN CAME BACK.
I SAID TO SCAMPIE SEE HE IS DIPPY, IF THAT HAD BEEN A
ROTTI THE DAFT THING WOULD HAVE RUN UP TO IT..
PIP IS MISSING SCAMPIE AND MARY RANG AND SAID
SCAMPIE IS LOOKING MISERABLE.

WE HAVE LITTLE SCAMPIE WITH US FOR A FEW DAYS WHILE HIS MUM AND DAD ARE AWAY.

WHEN WE WENT OUT I SAID STAY WITH ME DO NOT FOLLOW
DIPPY PIP

HE SAID TO JOHN SHOULD I STAY WITH BOBBY ON THE PATH.
JOHN SAID YES.

ANOTHER DAFT DOG, HE TOOK NO NOTICE AND FOLLOWED
THE IDIOT.

THEY RAN INTO DEEP SNOW AND PLAYED, WHEN THEY CAME BACK
THEY WERE HUDDLED TOGETHER BLAMING EACH OTHER.
WE CAME HOME AND JOHN SENT ME OUT TO SHOVEL THE SNOW.

ITS ALWAYS ME HAS TO DO IT, AND NOW LOOK
I AM RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO PUT IT.

ITS HIGHER THAN ME.

THERE IT LOOKS BETTER, AW HECK ITS STARTING TO SNOW AGAIN.

TO DAY WE WERE SNEAKING OUT, JOHN AND I BEFORE
DIPPY PIP NOTICED BUT HE DID.

NOW I BLAME MARTHA  BASSET FOR TEACHING HIM THIS HOWL,
BRENDA SHOUTED SHE SAID HE IS VERY UPSET
WE FELT SO SORRY FOR HIM WE WENT BACK AND GOT HIM.

BUT WE WERE NOT OUT LONG, EVEN I ASKED COULD WE GO HOME..

 THE PATH  WE HAD MADE WAS COMPACT SO THAT WAS OKAY.
 BUT WE HAVE HAD SO MUCH SNOW WE  ARE STILL SINKING IN.
EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW IF WE COME OFF THE PATH WE SINK IN SO FAR
I STAY VERY NEAR JOHN.

I am  a very happy Bobby I went out with John on my own this morning, we did not take dippy Pip, after all the snow during the night John told him he was to small. If we put his coat on and he runs in the snow it all goes in and is worse. At the beach he runs in the water and the park so John ends up carrying a wet coat about. So we had a nice walk without him, I stayed on the path like a good dog.

When we came back Pip was crying Brenda said he has howled because you left him,
John took him out on the extension lead so he could stop him going in deep snow , but as it is all over
he still went in it.

Hi all fur bodys I am very Grumpy today I am sick of Pip and John
When we went out Pip was told to keep to the path and not to go in deep snow.
He usualy goes in deep snow then  cries when he is cold so we have to come home.
John says we have to go Pip is to cold, so he spoils my walk

Today I shouted at him stay out of the field keep on the path we have made.

He said I am, look I am right here on the path old Grumpy.

Next thing I looked and there he is in the field, I yelled at him to get out.

He said I am making my own path. Stupid daft dippy dog.

Now he is crying saying he needs to go home he is cold the snow is sticking to
him like Velcro.
I grumped when we got home, John said if I did not stop I could go and live
outside. I said that suits me.
John wet out for ages then shouted me, there you are he said live there.

I said whats that, John said its your snow kennel

He said I will just go and get your bed, I followed him in and went on my bed
I have been quite since then.

I am not asleep I keep looking up at DAFT DIPPY PIP look at him.

Before I shoved the ball in his mouth to shut him up, he said its nice to be in the
house all warm and comfy Bob. He is a creepy little,  ah well never mind.