Tuesday, 29 April 2008
Friday, 25 April 2008
I love my squeaky toys, and I take my squeaky ball out with me, and of course the Mop wants it
so it grabbed it then dropped it in to the stream.
The thing is John fished it out and put it up on the bridge the Mop grabbed it, as John was getting back up it put its head over and dropped it in again.
I could not believe it dared to do it again, when John got it out he slipped in so he was walking round the park squelching. I missed my chance to give it a push I was to busy worrying in case I lost my ball.
If Molly's ball goes in she just runs in after it in fact she goes in anyway.
Well when we came back the Mop was running around with a pair of Brenda's pants and that's no mean feat John calls them Granny knickers but these are even bigger. The mop ran behind the sofa with them. Brenda said I have just bought them its a body slimmer anyway it has now chewed a hole in whatever it is, so the Mop got a telling off again.HE HE.
Thursday, 24 April 2008
Tuesday, 22 April 2008
Sunday, 20 April 2008
Big Ned he pulled so hard, I did not know what to do,Then I found my spell book and read it through and through.
The spell that I found said it would reduce a dog to size, So I cast the spell, and Ned shrunk before my eyes.
Then I took him for a walk, it really was a treat. As tiny little Ned stayed right beside my feet
Alas my spell was faulty, and much to my surprise, Ned began to grow past his normal size.
People and there dogs we did quickly pass, as Ned he just dragged me all around the grass.
I thought I had better head Ned straight for home, by the time we got there this is how he'd grown.
Friday, 18 April 2008
Thursday, 17 April 2008
Kim, John had two false front teeth he had took them out and left them in the bathroom, Kim had got them and the next morning he said to Brenda what’s all the bits of white and pink plastic all over, Brenda picked a few bits up then started laughing she said its your teeth, John was not amused. He had a meeting at work so he rang a colleague and asked would he take the meeting, he said he was away and would not be back in time, but he had time to ring every body and tell them, as John walked along the corridor they were singing all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. They all had stuck black paper over their front teeth and said what John always told them after every meeting (DON’T FORGET TO SMILE).
With Kim is Beauty the cat, John said she was a funny cat, every time Brenda went to the freezer in the garage the cat jumped in, John said it must be able to smell fish in the there. They always had to look twice in case she got in and they shut the lid. Fancy that, a cat in the freezer, I always knew they were not as clever as us dogs, we just stand by the cupboard where the food is. Its just as well I suppose the cat never got left in and froze, because Lynne would not have let John and Brenda foster me.
Wednesday, 16 April 2008
Tuesday, 15 April 2008
MEG IS THE ONE SHOWING HER TUMMY
Meg is the one who thinks she is a frog John put a red and blue cat collar on with bells so he could hear them coming they flew about like mad things . I thought it was a police car coming all the bells going every time I lay down for a nap John said I would have been like that when I was a pup, I dont think so.
Monday, 14 April 2008
Hi I was going to tell you about two pups that came to stay with us that Brenda named Tod & Meg until my friend Alfie brought something on the pawzforthought.org site to my attention well he was my friend until he has taken the mick.
How would you like it Liz if I called you booby on the web, now as you can see by this picture I do not have boobs, so I object to being called Booby.
First of all I was bottom of the list now I am moved up and get called Booby no wonder I cant get a home. Booby certainly would suit you but not me. Now you have made me show the picture of me getting a cuddle no boobys, my street cred will be gone. I am not a happy bunny about this its a good job I could not get my teeth into you. I bet you would not have dared call Ben the rotti Ben the grotti no its just me all the time. Ben is a friend of mine now mind so before you call me names on the whole of the WEB for all to see think again Grrrrrrrrr.
John has said you are not well Diz If that is so, I am sorry, It possibly was a mistake just like mine Diz opps sorry.
Sunday, 13 April 2008
Saturday, 12 April 2008
Friday, 11 April 2008
Thursday, 10 April 2008
This is Rex when he first came he was falling over on his back legs and his coat needed a good wash and brush.After a couple of weeks he became quite active and could walk as far as you want to take him. The picture on the right is Rex looking a lot better. The couple who adopted Rex drove all the way up from Bracknall a distance of 300 miles to adopt Rex who they had only seen on the Pawz site John met Stuart & Heather at Seaburn Beach where they stayed in the Pullman overnight and the next day they met John on the beach and took Rex home with them a total of 600 miles to give this old boy a home truly Kind Hearts.
Heather & Stuart have always kept in touch and sent photos of Rex to let us know how he is doing apparently with a football he is great Heather says you would think he was a three year old. They have booked a walking type holiday and are looking forward to walks with Rex. Heather sounds so nice I wonder If she would swap a Little Grumpy Bobby for a Rex.John said he does not think so it looks like even Stuart is pushed out of bed sometimes because Heather felt sorry for Rex the first night, and when he crept on to the bed she cuddled him in she said her heart went out to him. Now all we dogs know this is a big mistake for humans to make. You have cracked it when they say okay just for tonight, because you put that sad look in your eyes. I tried it with John it did not work, nor did it for Rex although my bed is at the side of Johns bed so I am quite close.Thank you Heather and Stuart for the way you both put your selves out to take this old boy on, and giving him your love.
Love Little Bobby
Wednesday, 9 April 2008
This is young Alfie he had an accident and had to have a plastic hip so he always stuck his leg out when he sat down.He was adopted by Ann & Chris to live with there other two dogs, Ash & Alfie got on and became great friends straight away.
They have sent a few pictures of Ash and Alfie since they adopted him 21-10-07 this one I think is great Alfie is determined to sleep with Ash even though she is taking most of the bed . Well isn't that just typical well my Bess would not have done that, he doesn't look comfy to me I would want all the bed. John & I thank you Ann & Chris for giving Alfie a great life and keeping us informed of Alfies progress.
Do not forget I need a home myself I am quite nice(sometimes)
Tuesday, 8 April 2008
Monday, 7 April 2008
So I am so pleased that you found two kind Hearts
They are obviously not very bright or they would walk along with them like we do, not carry them.
You are lucky to have Dave looking after you it was nice living there peaceful sort of normal compared to here just because John has insomnia
This morning he is shouting Molly and I at 0500 to go to the park because we would be first to run in the snow.(Do we care)
Molly and I could not believe it Molly gave a big sigh and curled up I grunted I like to get up late have a nice breakfast then go out. Brenda told him to shut up he went by himself and we all went back to sleep.
Then at eight oclock he took us It was all slushy and cold Molly went after her ball and skided in to the stream, we were both wet and cold John said serves you both right It was nice early on, we just wanted to get back home.
I have been lying by the window with the sun on me now this is the life.
Bye for now Little Bobby
Sunday, 6 April 2008
Saturday, 5 April 2008
Lynne came down with Toby and old George, Toby and I were running about, John was still throwing the ball so when we came home his shoulder was hurting Brenda got the Deep Heat Cream and put some on, then put it on the shelf next to the toothpaste (I bet you can guess)
John cleaned his teeth (well the few he has left) with the Deep Heat Cream) he was going on about Brenda buying horrible toothpaste then he was going on about his tongue and gums burning.
Brenda went in to look what he had used, she came out and said you daft thing you have used Deep Heat I had to turn away I nearly fell over laughing Brenda was too, John wasn't he went back and was cleaning his teeth for ages then he blamed Brenda for putting it in a daft place and she was saying how he should have looked before he used it.
Brenda gave him a coffee and that made his mouth burn even more so he went back to clean his teeth again.
We were all laughing even the grand kids thought it was funny, John was saying it was a pity we had nothing better to laugh at.
Brenda said we have and told everybody about when she was waxing her legs ready for holidays she put the patches on after a face pack, then lay on the bed with cucumber on her eyes, then asked John to pull the wax sheets off, when he did he looked at them and thought part of each had no hair on them so he thought he would use them to take the hair out of his nose and ears.
He stuck one up each nostril and one in each ear Brenda sat up and she looked funny all white with cucumber on her eyes,she took off the cucumber and when she saw what he had done she cracked her face mask laughing and said you daft. that is going to hurt.
John just said if you can put up with it I can, pull one out of my nose SHE DID well talk about an Indian war dance he was running around the bed room tears rolling down his face holding his nose and blaming Brenda for pulling so hard and taking the skin from under his nose, he tried to pull the other one out himself but could not do it trying to pull it gently, so he had to ask Brenda to. I must say she did seem to get some enjoyment out of yanking it off, more war dance and howling and he still had his ears to go.
Brenda's face mask had well and truly cracked now and she could not stop laughing, as she went to pull the ones out of his ears.
He said pull them both at once. I went to the door because as he had two hands cupped over his nose what was he going to put over his ears this could only get worse and it did Brenda got hold of both sides and pulled what a carry on now he was hands on ears nose ears nose, tears still rolling down his checks, then he stood on the cucumber that had been knocked on the floor it squelched between his toes so now he was hopping on one foot and holding his nose and one ear.
Brenda looked funny to me with all this white stuff falling off her face because she could not stop laughing
and John now sitting on the bed did not know what hurt the most the only relief being it was cucumber between his toes he thought it was something I had done (cheek).
Well I went off down stairs in case they decide I need some hair removing I am quite happy with mine thank you.
I just wonder are all humans as daft as these two,
I have well and truly digressed today I was going to tell you about Little Bess but John wants to go out now so will try to get back latter I have to go while the sun shines we got soaked this morning.
Friday, 4 April 2008
But all too soon he went off with John who told me he had been with Pawz for over a year and now a kind hearted family were going to give him a home.
John took him to Carlisle and was gone a long time, when he came back he said he has a lovely home with really nice people .
I wold like to thank Freda and her family for giving an old dog a home that is going to be his for the rest of his life,
This really is kind Hearts thank you,
don't forget I am still here though and also looking for my forever home..