Thursday, 29 July 2010

I am having a rest, I have been very busy this year I have been doing a survey on the older human male.
For those who read the old post about daft John sticking Brenda's hair removing pads up his nose and in his ears, then when he pulled one out he danced about with tears running down his face, Brenda had to pull the others out she seemed to quite enjoy doing it.
Well this is what started my survey off I have been looking up noses, in ears and on the heads of old human males.

Now I know where the hair goes off their heads, it grows down through their brains and out their ears and noses. So I have invented a machine to blast it back, it has pads that fit  ears.  and pipes for up the nose. Then when its switched on G force air will send the hair back up on to his head.
I am getting Pip now to help me wheel it in to show John, he will be so pleased.


Lorenza said...

You need to patent it! It would be a success!
Kisses and hugs

Ms. ~K said...

Oh My Word!
Aren't you the most clever pup?
Licks and sniffs,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy

Eric said...

Crickey. You's a bit of a wizz kid Bobby. Without the kid bit. You're going to be a squillionaire with your cunninly clever invention!!!!. Doesn't matter if it works or not. Those male leggeds will go with it whatever, bark my words. Daddy Square says he's first in the queue.

Mom's laughing her square head off plus she says is green jelly envious of John finding a four leaf clover and wonders if he could give directions to where he found them?

If you need help with the invention or volunteers for trial Bobby...I could volunteer one for you.

Wiry love Eric xxxx

the 4 Bs said...

hi Bobby, you are quite a creative dog and very thoughtful too. we think that humans should just be happy with hair everywhere, like we are. but then, even we dogs don't have hair inside of our noses! hee hee! that's funny!


TwoSpecialWires said...

HarharharHARHARHARRRR! Moma's gone outta control with laughing. And she's wondering ... are you mass producing the machine yet? To heck with older men. She's pretty sure her older sister will want to import one. Hardeeharrharrrharrrrrr!


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