Monday, 31 January 2011



WE WENT FOR OUR WALK THIS MORNING, JOHN SHOUTED ME,
HE SAID JOCK MIGHT BE GOING TO A NEW HOME TODAY BE NICE TO HIM.
I SAID I ALWAYS AM, SO I RAN AND TOLD HIM HE WAS GOING.
 NA! NA! N! NA! NA.






HE RAN OFF TO TELL PIP, PIP SAID IF YOU GO I WILL MISS YOU.





DIPPY SAID, GRUMPY IS A TEASE SO TAKE NO NOTICE.






LOOK AT THE DAFT PAIR THEY HAVE SEEN THAT BEFORE
BUT HAVE FORGOT,  I SAID ITS YOUR NEW HOME JOCK.





I SAID COME ON JOCK HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR NEW HOUSE.






JOCK SAID I CAN NOT LIVE HERE, HOW DO I GET IN.







PIP SAID HERE IS THE DOOR, WE WILL LEAVE YOU TO SETTLE IN.







JOCK SAID BUT WHERE IS MY NEW MAM AND DAD, AND MY
 FOOD,  BED, TOYS, TREATS.
COR BLIMEY, I SAID YOU HAVE A ROOF WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT.
JOHN CAME AND SAID, BOBBY STOP THAT OR YOU WILL LIVE THERE
SO I SAID COME ON JOCK I WILL LET YOU LEAD GOING HOME.






DIPPY SAID, HE WOULD LEAD HIS SELF IF WE WOULD NOT FOLLOW
HIM. DAFT DOG, WE ALL KNOW THE WAY.







WHEN WE GOT HOME WE WERE VERY KIND WE WERE SAYING
GOODBYE TO JOCK INCASE HE DID NOT COME BACK.
WE WERE TELLING HIM WE WOULD MISS HIM.
I SAID I WAS SORRY FOR ANYTHING I SAID TO UPSET HIM.








ALL HE DID WAS RUN AND ASK JOHN COULD HE TAKE THIS TOY.








JOHN HAS COME BACK WITHOUT JOCK HE BROUGHT SOME PHOTOS
OF HIS NEW MAM MARY.







HIS AUNTIE.








HIS NEW GARDEN












THEN THE CHEEKY LITTLE THING SAID TO JOHN TELL GRUMPY PANTS
NA! NA! N! NA! NA!.


WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK MARY AND HARRY FOR OPENING THEIR.
HEARTS AND HOME TO GIVE JOCK A SECOUND CHANCE.
THANK YOU
LICKS AND TAIL WAGS GRUMPY BOBBY, AND THE REST. 

Saturday, 29 January 2011

IT WAS VERY COLD AND ICY, ALL OUR PAWS WERE FREEZING.



WE SAID WE WILL GO TO THE BEACH LATER, ITS NOT AS COLD.
THERE WILL BE NO ICE ON THE SAND.



PIP PROMISED HE WOULD NOT GO IN THE WATER,
JOCK SAID HE WOULD NOT CLIMB ROCKS TO CHAT
TO BIRDS.



WE WERE NOT THERE TWO MINUETS WHEN JOCK TOLD ME
PIP WAS IN THE WATER, I RAN DOWN TO SHOUT AT HIM. IT
WAS VERY ROUGH



I SHOUTED VERY LOUD AT HIM TO COME OUT, I COULD JUST SEE HIM.
HE CAME OUT AND SAID WELL I WILL GO IN THE BABY POOL.


HE IS VERY DIPPY, HE HAS NEARLY DROWNED BEFORE
YOU WOULD THINK HE WOULD BE FRIGHTENED BY NOW.


JOCK WENT TO MEET BIG FURBODYS, PIP WAS GUARDING HIS BALL.
I WENT TO READ NEW PEE-MAIL



I THOUGHT I WAS SEEING DOUBLE NO TRIPLE THREE JOCKS,
THEY HAD MORE HAIR THAN OUR FOSTER JOCK.
I SAID ALL THE DOGS I HAVE SEEN LIKE YOU AND I DON'T
SEE ANY LIKE ME. JOHN SAID I AM UNIQUE THAT GOOD
I THINK.

Monday, 17 January 2011

LITTLE JOCK IS AS DAFT AS PIP HE
WENT TO TALK TO A BIRD.





















WE WERE WORRIED HE CLIMBED UP
A BIG ROCK.








WE THOUGHT THE BIRD WOULD FLY AWAY
BUT IT JUST CHATTERED TO HIM..







HE WAS ASKING THE BIRD TO TEACH
HIM TO FLY, DAFT THING.






JOHN HAD TO GO UP AND CHASE
THE BIRD, TO GET JOCK DOWN.
























PIP WENT IN THE WATER WHILE ALL
THIS WAS GOING ON, I AM SO
SENSIBLE COMPARED TO THESE TWO.






.

Friday, 14 January 2011

WE WENT TO THE BEACH AGAIN PIP
AND JOCK WERE ALL EXITED.
PIP WAS WARNED ABOUT GOING
IN THE WATER






















LITTLE JOCK HAS MADE FURENDS WITH
A GREYHOUND TYPE WHO SAID TO PLAY
CHASE, HE  SAID YOU CHASE ME THEN
WHEN YOU CATCH ME I WILL CHASE YOU.
ANOTHER FURBODY JOINED IN.
I WAS GOING TO JOIN IN BUT THEY WENT
SO FAST.



















WELL AS YOU CAN JUST SEE  JOCK
WAS SO FAR BEHIND, HE REALLY DID TRY
THOUGH.













JOCK GAVE UP IN THE END .



































WE WALKED ALONG  THE BEACH PIP SAID
COME ON LETS GO IN THE WATER I SAID
YOU DARE , YOU WILL GET INTO TROUBLE
AND ITS COLD..




















HE SAID I DON'T CARE, AND IN HE WENT
HE SAID COME ON JOCK. LITTLE JOCK
WAS LIKE SOME HUMANS HE DIPPED
HIS TOOTSIES IN, THEN JUMPED BACK.
 I RAN TO TELL JOHN.PIP WAS IN THE
WATER.



















JOCK WAS WATCHING BUT HAD NOT GONE IN.




















I WENT TO GIVE PIP A GOOD TELLING OFF..
HE JUST LAUGHS AT ME..
WE ALWAYS HAVE TO CARRY A
TOWEL FOR THE DAFT DOG.

Wednesday, 12 January 2011

















JOHN SAID DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE
BEACH BOBBY.
I TOLD JOCK HE COULD NOT COME HE
HAD TO STAY AT HOME.
























HE RAN TO ASK BRENDA COULD HE COME
WITH US, HE SAID HE HAD NEVER BEEN
TO THE BEACH BE FOR.



















WHEN WE GOT TO THE BEACH I SAID TO
JOCK STAY CLOSE TO US.
HE SAID WHAT DO WE DO, PIP SAID YOU
ALL CHASE ME AND RAN OFF.












THEN PIP RAN INTO THE WATER BY THE
TIME WE GOT THERE HE WAS COMING
OUT.












I SAID NOW WE MEET FURBODY FURENDS
THERE IS LOLA SHE IS MY FUREND I WENT
TO SAY HELLO.





















THEN WE SAW MORE FURBODYS  SO
WE WENT TO SAY HELLO.







NOW I KNOW WE ALL HAVE A FUNNY
OR ODD WAY OF SAYING HELLO
BUT WE ARE JUST DOGS AND ITS
A DOG THING.
GUESS WHERE WE ENDED UP YES
YOU WOULD HAVE GUESSED RIGHT
THE BEACH PUB.










LITTLE JOCK SAID I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN
A PUB BEFORE, I SAID WE ALWAYS COME
 IN FOR A DRINK OF WATER.








WHEN WE CAME HOME DIPPY PIP AND JOCK
WERE ALL OVER JOHN,  LIKE HE WAS THERE
BEST FRIEND. THEY MAKE ME SICK.

Sunday, 9 January 2011


IT HAS BEEN A FUNNY OLD WEEKEND JOCK
PASSED ME , I SAID YOU LOOK DIRTY
AND YOU SMELL A BIT.
HE SAID I HAVE A LITTLE WIND.
THANKS I REALY WANTED TO
KNOW THAT.







.



WE WENT TO JOHN I SAID WE THINK
LITTLE JOCK SHOULD GO TO THE
CLEANERS.
























JOHN LOOKED AT HIM, HE SAID

YES YOU ARE RIGHT.
WE WILL ASK HIM IF HE WILL
GO TO THE BEAUTY PARLOUR.





















JOCK CAME HE SAID YOU ARE TALKING

ABOUT ME, WHAT YOU SAYING





















I SAID, JOHN SAID YOU SHOULD GO TO THE
BEAUTY PARLOUR. HE SAID OK I WILL
GO. JUST LIKE THAT.. PIP ALWAYS MAKES
A BIG FUSS.
HE CAME RUNNING IN WHEN HE CAME
BACK.


















HE SHOUTED, DON'T I LOOK SMART.





















PIP STUFFED THE BALL IN HIS MOUTH TO
 STOP HIMSELF LAUGHING,
I WENT OUTSIDE AND HAD TO PEE-MAIL
I LAUGHED THAT MUCH.






JOCK RAN TO BRENDA HE SAID
THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME.
CREEPY PIP SAID I AM NOT. ITS BOBBY.
BRENDA JUST SAID NEVER MIND.



JOCK WENT TO JOHN AND TOLD HIM, WE
HAD TO GO TO HIM TO SAY SORRY TO JOCK.








NOW TO MAKE IT WORSE WE GOT UP
THIS MORNING TO SNOW. JOHN COULD
NOT FIND A COAT TO FIT JOCK.





JOCK WAS SHOUTING AT ME HE
SAID I AM COLD IT IS YOUR FAULT




















PIP SAID STAY WITH ME JOCK ITS
ALL HIS FAULT. THE CREEP.








WHEN WE CAME BACK JOCK
SAID HE WAS GOING TO CURL
UP AND GET WARM.

WAS I PLEASED WHEN I LOOKED
OUT SIDE LATER.
I SHOUTED JOCK THE SUN IS OUT.






WE COULD FEEL A LITTLE HEAT FROM
THE SUN SO WE STOOD TOGETHER FOR
A LONG TIME..I THINK JOCK LIKES. ME
NOW.