WELL IT IS JUST INTO THE NEW YEAR
 AND MY NEW YEAR RESOLUTION IS
BROKEN ALREADY. I SAID I WAS GOING TO
BE NICE TO JOHN.

LITTLE JOCK WAS TELLING PIP THAT HE WAS
FROM THE WEST OF SCOTLAND,
HE SAID HE IS A WEST HIGHLAND WHITE
TERRIER
I SAID YOU LOOK A SCRUFFY MUTT TO ME.

PIP SAID HE WAS FROM YORKSHIRE HE WAS A
YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
I SAID LITTLE FAT THING YOU LOOK MORE LIKE A
YORKSHIRE PUDDING TO ME.

NOW THEY BOTH RAN TO TELL JOHN I WAS
CALLING THEM BAD NAMES.
JOHN SAID TAKE NO NOTICE OF HIM
BOBBY IS FROM GRUMPY LAND.

NOW THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME.
JOHN SAW I WAS UPSET SO HE SAID
TO JOCK AND PIP TO MAKE FURENDS
WITH ME.

NOW IT LOOKS LIKE THE GOOD (ME)

THE BAD AND THE UGLY ( TAKE YOUR PICK.