This is us at the Country Park you will notice little
lard butt dippy Pip, and Tyler is a little plump.
Me in front like a stick insect since I can not have a treat.
Tyler is on a diet John says he is such a lovely furbody he could have
ten of him to one of me, that's because he does not have to buy treats
with all the lard butts in the house.
Notice how Pip is back to looking like a mop again, he
is going to get his hair cut. We have not to tell him,
he kicks up so much fuss.
This was all black pit heaps then when they closed the mines they spent a long
time making this park.
Even nice grass to roll on, guess what was there an ice cream van
Tyler saw it and wanted one.
He set off to the van he said come with me Bob we
will get a nice ice cream, Brenda went and got one she
told John it was for herself, guess who got it.
Yes two lard butts.
Brenda said do you want some Bobby, I said no thank you.
Tyler said I will eat his share.
Dippy Pip ate more as well , diet Ha, Brenda said its just a little treat.
I like little Tyler as well, he is a gentle happy boy,
He follows me about.
I let him read my pee-mail, and leave some.