We took little Rio to my beach,
he said he has not been to a beach.
Pip tried the you follow me rubbish,
Rio said get lost.
He ran off to see what was sticking out
of a big hole.
He said its a dog butt, the dog jumped out of the
hole and they ran about together.
Pip was left behind.
They even played in the water.
I met a furend as well.
Then little Rio came and followed me.
Now I have been singing to Pip,
Hey there Lonely boy Lonely boy
don't you know no furbody loves you.
Guess where we ended up, in the pub.