I am  a very happy Bobby I went out with John on my own this morning, we did not take dippy Pip, after all the snow during the night John told him he was to small. If we put his coat on and he runs in the snow it all goes in and is worse. At the beach he runs in the water and the park so John ends up carrying a wet coat about. So we had a nice walk without him, I stayed on the path like a good dog.

When we came back Pip was crying Brenda said he has howled because you left him,
John took him out on the extension lead so he could stop him going in deep snow , but as it is all over
he still went in it.

Hi all fur bodys I am very Grumpy today I am sick of Pip and John
When we went out Pip was told to keep to the path and not to go in deep snow.
He usualy goes in deep snow then  cries when he is cold so we have to come home.
John says we have to go Pip is to cold, so he spoils my walk

Today I shouted at him stay out of the field keep on the path we have made.

He said I am, look I am right here on the path old Grumpy.

Next thing I looked and there he is in the field, I yelled at him to get out.

He said I am making my own path. Stupid daft dippy dog.

Now he is crying saying he needs to go home he is cold the snow is sticking to
him like Velcro.
I grumped when we got home, John said if I did not stop I could go and live
outside. I said that suits me.
John wet out for ages then shouted me, there you are he said live there.

I said whats that, John said its your snow kennel

He said I will just go and get your bed, I followed him in and went on my bed
I have been quite since then.

I am not asleep I keep looking up at DAFT DIPPY PIP look at him.

Before I shoved the ball in his mouth to shut him up, he said its nice to be in the
house all warm and comfy Bob. He is a creepy little,  ah well never mind.

PIP SHOUTED GRUMPY COME AND SEE THIS, I SAID TO JOHN PIP

IS SHOUTING FOR YOU. I HAD BEEN OUT SO I KNEW WHAT IT WAS LIKE

WHEN WE WENT FOR OUR WALK MY FIELDS WHERE THICK SNOW,

THEN WE DECIDED IT WAS OKAY UNTIL  IT GOT WORSE.

HI, WELL THE GREAT THING THIS WEEK IS SHEILA RANG TO SAY THEY WANT TO ADOPT LITTLE OSCAR THEY THINK HE IS GREAT. WE ARE SO PLEASED HE HAS BEEN JOGGING WITH SHEILA HA! BETTER HIM THAN ME.

PIP INSISTED ON TAKING HIS SQUEAKY OUT WITH HIM,

I SAID TO JOHN ITS COLD AND WET CAN WE GO HOME NOW.

PIP HAD LEFT HIS SQUEAKY RIGHT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FIELD, HE SAID I AM NOT GOING UNTIL I FIND MY SQUEAKY

I SAID WELL SHIFT YOUR LITTLE HAIRY BUTT OR WE WILL LEAVE YOU.

HE DID FIND IT BY THEN IT WAS VERY DARK, I WAS VERY COLD AND I WANTED MY

EVENING MEAL.

I SAID CAN WE GO NOW, BEFORE I CAN NOT FIND MY WAY OFF THE FIELD. IT WAS GREAT TO GET IN BRENDA HAD COOKED A CHICKEN AND I GOT SOME IN MY MEAL, SO DID DIPPY PIP . I WOULD NOT HAVE GIVEN HIM ANY.

OSCAR IS GOING TO A NEW HOME TODAY HE WILL HAVE A COUPLE OF DAYS TRIAL, THE LADY HAS ALLERGIES, BUT HE IS NOT FUR LIKE A PROPER DOG HE HAS HAIR LIKE DIPPY PIP SO MAY BE SHEILA WILL BE OKAY.
THAT WOULD BE GOOD BECAUSE I THINK I AM ALLERGIC TO HIM HE KEEPS WANTING TO PLAY WITH ME.

OUT ON OUR WALK THIS MORNING OSCAR WAS ASKING JOHN COULD HE LEAD US HE SAID AS HE MIGHT HAVE A NEW HOME HE SHOULD HAVE A GO, HE BEGGED AND CARRIED ON. I SAID GO ON LET HIM IF IT WILL MAKE HIM HAPPY.

PIP WAS CRYING HE SAID HE WANTED TO LEAD, I SAID YOU ALWAYS GET YOUR OWN WAY LET LITTLE OSCAR LEAD.
I WISH I HAD NOT HE WENT INTO THE FIELD SAYING WHICH WAY SHOULD I GO.

THIS WAY

THAT WAY.

THEN HE CAME BACK TO ASK JOHN, DAFT DOG, I WAS ALREADY IN FRONT BY ALL THIS WENT ON SO HE DASHED PAST ME.

PIP FOLLOWED BUT WAS NOT HAPPY HE THINKS HE SHOULD LEAD.

THEN LOOK WHERE DAFT OSCAR TOOK US .

HE WAS SHOUTING FOLLOW ME

PIP SAID GET LOST I AM ALL TANGLED .

THEN TO TOP IT ALL THE WORST PATH HE COULD FIND NEARLY A STREAM

I THINK SHEILA WILL TAKE ONE LOOK AND SEND HIM BACK HE IS THE BLACKEST WHITE FURBODY  I HAVE SEEN.

LOOK TWO DAFT DOGS PIP LIKES STARS BED ALISTAIR SAID HE HAD A BED FOR STAR, SO LET PIP HAVE THIS ONE. PIP SAID OSCAR COULD GET IN WITH HIM SO THEY COULD SQUASH IT FLAT LIKE STAR SQUASHED HIS. DAFTY THEY WILL NEVER SQASH IT.

THEY DECIDED TO PLAY INSTEAD.

THEN THEY BOTHCRASHED OUT AGAIN, YES THIS MUST BE COMFY FOR OSCAR ANYWAY HE IS AS DAFT AS DIPPY PIP.

OSCAR IS NOT A LITTLE LAP DOG HE IS A BUNDLE OF ENERGY, AND WILL NEED A OWNER WHO LIKES BEING OUT AND WALKING. HE IS ONLY 11 MONTHS OLD SO WILL SETTLE DOWN HE IS A GREAT LITTLE DOG, AND IS OK AT RETURNING.. HE LOOKS A BIT LIKE A MUCKY MOP BUT IS JUST BEHAVING LIKE A DOG.

I SAID TO JOHN HE HAS WORN ALL THE DOGS ON THE BEACH OUT THEY WILL ALL HAVE TO GO HOME ANT TAKE A TABLET AND LIE DOWN.

There that looks much better.

Whoops sorry Lynne wrong picture.

He has had a great time on the beach though.

Today was cold but nice and sunny, the ice on the grass was crunching under my paws.

I could see my own breath but I felt good, so I shouted just for the sake of it.

Even John said I looked good.

Oscar is enjoying himself, we had to take the chance and let him off the lead, he had never been off before. He did need to dash about and it did give us some peace when we came home, he just crashed out.

Hi, Sorry I have not been around, we have been so busy thank you for asking after me.

Brenda has been away and we had so much to do. I will try to get round to you as soon as I can.

I am happy to say Star took my advice and got a new home,

She laid in Pips bed and was squashing it, I told her she should try to look small.

So she did and curled up and got a nice new home.

Pip is missing her, he always does.

This is Oscar a Bichon Frise he is a year old and is looking for a new home.

He said while I am here I will help clean up, stupid dog,

He said he would do the  washing up.