LOOK TWO DAFT DOGS PIP LIKES STARS BED ALISTAIR SAID HE HAD A BED FOR STAR, SO LET PIP HAVE THIS ONE. PIP SAID OSCAR COULD GET IN WITH HIM SO THEY COULD SQUASH IT FLAT LIKE STAR SQUASHED HIS. DAFTY THEY WILL NEVER SQASH IT.

THEY DECIDED TO PLAY INSTEAD.

THEN THEY BOTHCRASHED OUT AGAIN, YES THIS MUST BE COMFY FOR OSCAR ANYWAY HE IS AS DAFT AS DIPPY PIP.