OSCAR IS GOING TO A NEW HOME TODAY HE WILL HAVE A COUPLE OF DAYS TRIAL, THE LADY HAS ALLERGIES, BUT HE IS NOT FUR LIKE A PROPER DOG HE HAS HAIR LIKE DIPPY PIP SO MAY BE SHEILA WILL BE OKAY.
THAT WOULD BE GOOD BECAUSE I THINK I AM ALLERGIC TO HIM HE KEEPS WANTING TO PLAY WITH ME.

OUT ON OUR WALK THIS MORNING OSCAR WAS ASKING JOHN COULD HE LEAD US HE SAID AS HE MIGHT HAVE A NEW HOME HE SHOULD HAVE A GO, HE BEGGED AND CARRIED ON. I SAID GO ON LET HIM IF IT WILL MAKE HIM HAPPY.

PIP WAS CRYING HE SAID HE WANTED TO LEAD, I SAID YOU ALWAYS GET YOUR OWN WAY LET LITTLE OSCAR LEAD.
I WISH I HAD NOT HE WENT INTO THE FIELD SAYING WHICH WAY SHOULD I GO.

THIS WAY

THAT WAY.

THEN HE CAME BACK TO ASK JOHN, DAFT DOG, I WAS ALREADY IN FRONT BY ALL THIS WENT ON SO HE DASHED PAST ME.

PIP FOLLOWED BUT WAS NOT HAPPY HE THINKS HE SHOULD LEAD.

THEN LOOK WHERE DAFT OSCAR TOOK US .

HE WAS SHOUTING FOLLOW ME

PIP SAID GET LOST I AM ALL TANGLED .

THEN TO TOP IT ALL THE WORST PATH HE COULD FIND NEARLY A STREAM

I THINK SHEILA WILL TAKE ONE LOOK AND SEND HIM BACK HE IS THE BLACKEST WHITE FURBODY  I HAVE SEEN.