Hello Grumpy here, Little Maddie has got some people coming to see her tomorrow, if they like her they will adopt her. John said they are bound to want her she is so nice. Brenda said we should show them Bobby and tell them this is her, then she could keep Maddie. John said I am sure they would notice the difference between a little angel and an old grumpy dog, how dare he when he is just a grumpy old man.

Maddie heard them talking about her and listened in, I said not to or like me you hear things you don't want to.

Now she is all worried about may be moving on to a new home I said don't be daft you will get all spoilt, lots of treats a nice new bed and loads of love.

She said well you go, I said nobody wants me just John and that is okay with me.

Pip who is fast becoming a Mop again said Aw come on I will show you how to cock your leg before you go, I said daft dog she does not do that. Maddie ran in and said she is going to hide.

Pip has a little soft spot for Maddie he went to her, he said don't worry, I know it will be a great home or John would not let you go. I will give you some of my toys to take, and I will think of you, anyway they might not like you.

Hi, Little Maddie has been to the vets for the dreaded operation, so I have let her lie on my bed as she is not feeling good yet.

I said I will sit on Pips blanket while Maddie gets better. Pip said why is she not well, so I explained it all to him. He said I know all about it, Taylor was telling me for us boys they use two bricks. I said don't be daft, what does Taylor know he is younger than you.

Pip said no he is not, or I would be bigger than him, daft dog,

Poor little Maddie.

Hi, A new puppy came today she is called Maddie, I think she thought I was her mammy she came to me wagging her tail. I told her straight away I was not her mum or her dad.
She went to ask Pip to play with her, he said he was just going to have a little sleep.

But she went on and on nagging him to play so he got up and they chased about all day.

I think he was pleased there was some furbody smaller than him.

He went to get something to eat, and she followed him out and came back with tissue and tore it

up just like Pip used to do.

John said Aw Maddie what have you done.

She said I think Pip did it.

She looked so innocent, but Pip said John knows I don't do that now.

THIS IS A VERY KIND FURBODY.

Hi, John and Brenda are back now, so little Pip came back this morning Uncle Brian brought him.

Taylor came as well he said Pip was his very best furend and he wanted to stay with him, he
likes to cuddle him.

They were plotting something, I could hear them whispering, John said I hope you pair are not telling rude jokes.

Taylor said he wanted to take Pip back home or he would stay here.

Pip said can he stay with us, John and Brian both said no.

Brian said to Taylor they were going, Pip went and gave Taylor a big kiss,Uh it makes me sick daft dogs.

Now Pip is sulking and wont play with me, he is just sucking his toy.

I saw the comment from little Pip about Taylor and him telling each other jokes, I hope they are not rude jokes as Pip is cheeky enough as it is. When Taylor was here he even tried to eat him, but I think he would have been sick. It is a good job Taylor is a nice kind Rotti. I am sure little Pip is missing me, I bet John and Brenda are missing me too. They will be back soon I think, If their arms are not tired of rowing.

No I am not home alone, I have had to look after all the humans here, while John and Brenda swan off to Hawaii. They could have flew there and been back now, but no the had to go in a row boat or something.

I would have had a big party for all my furends but with these humans here there is no chance.

I think John and Brenda are rowing back now so they should be back soon. I think little Pip is being naughty at auntie Liz's so they will take me next time and leave him at home.

Well little Pip has gone to auntie Liz and uncle Brian's, John and Brenda have gone away.

But I knew they should have taken me with them, Brenda is sick and confined to her room holidays are just not good for them..

This is Jerry's last day with us, he has a new home to go to.

We went to the park before he went, I said I will try to teach you what to do one more time follow me

I said we will find a nice bush or tree.

Then we pee like this, not on other furbodys.

Pip said when Jerry goes he will have a nice bath, so he will be all clean. He will be the cleanest dog I know if he gets washed any more. I have just noticed he is nearly a Mop again.

Jerry went to his new home when we got back, so we wish him a good life with his new family.

We went to the park tonight and I had a new flashy light on my collar.
We saw Oscar the Beagle, he said aw Bob I like your flashy light, where did you get it from. He said from a distance he thought Santapaws had come early.

Pip had his flashy collar on, he has a light to but with his little legs it nearly trails on the ground.

Oscar the boxer was there and a new pup we have not seen before.

When we came home Pip was guarding his toys, I said daft dog Jerry has gone
just come here and relax.

He said I can not rest I will count all the toys in the morning.

We went to the beach today, Pip said to Jerry I will show you once more how to dig a hole to wee in.

Jerry looked like he was paying attention .

This time we all saw him, and there was no denying it.

Pip said now I am sick of your dirty habit, I will bite your butt.
Jerry started to run away with Pip chasing after him.

He almost caught him but Jerry was to quick.

So I shouted Jerry to come with me.

He came running over

I said never mind the digging holes follow me, I will show you what to do, go to the rocks .
T hats right any rocks will do, now do what I do and do not dare cock your leg on me.

Stupid daft dog followed me about and did not cock his leg once.

In the end I just said aw kiss my furry butt.

We were in the Park today I was not feeling to good, little Pip shouted me, he said Jerry has piddled on me again.

I looked and Jerry was not near him I said don't tell lies.

Jerry was just walking behind Pip.

Jerry said I did not do anything, I would not do that.

Alfie the boxer who was having a rest said I saw him do it, Jerry walked up and peed on him.

Oscar the boxer said I saw him to.

Look his back is wet.

Pip said yes and Bobby did not believe me, so when we came home I went and gave him a big cuddle. I said I am sorry for not believing you, you are my best furend.

He said its okay Bobby, I am glad we are furends, He said I love you Bobby. I felt much better

this daft little dog made me feel good.

I said, Thank you I love you to, my little Pip.