I can not believe this you all know how John has gone on at me to be kind to Martha, well I have decided she is okay and calm, easy to get along with, in fact I quite like her. The Mop and Tilly flying about yanking each others ears gets on my nerves so Martha is no bother. Then after all that John said Martha has got a new home and is going on Saturday to Scotland and will have a sister Basset Hound. Well if I new how to use the phone I would ring her new Mam and Dad and ask if they will swap and take the Mop and Tilly instead.
Look how relaxed she is now this is good, because we could be two couch potatoes together.