I can not believe little daft Pip, because some one came to the door, and John came back and said its kids for trick or treat. Pip said treats they come to the door and get treats.
I said yes or they play a trick on you if you do not give them one, they come in scary masks.
He said is this scary enough, I said no it looks better than you normally look and you have two ears sticking up instead of one, anyway you will not get any treats, people do not give dogs treats, just children. So he said then I will have to play a trick on them. I said what trick are you going to play he said he will pee on their step so he is now drinking bowls full of water.