Why am I lying here, and not on my bed?, because some other furbody has gone on it. This is not Pip he would not dare go on my bed, and no other foster dogs have gone on.
This is Jerry he has just come and needs a new home, I am letting him on my bed because he has been to the vets today for the dreaded operation. So he is not feeling too well, and is still wobbly on his legs.
I can not stand this, they are kissing now and on my bed, I am going upstairs to my other bed, before they go up and get on it, the mushy pair.