Tuesday, 14 October 2008


Hi , We have had this squeaky toy for ages, now its pulled to bits with Spot and the Mop fighting over it. Brenda has been knitting a jumper and guess who got the wool before she noticed, I think he was going to try to knit himself something.


John is still messing about with the shed on wheels I go and lie in it to guard it, I don't mind doing that but I feel ashamed driving about in it. He said he will put a bed in for me and we can go fishing when he is finished, he can go on his own I am not spending all night in that thing.




Monday, 13 October 2008




This squeak Brenda got for me, but I could not work it, so I let the Mop have it. He always knows how to make them squeak, this one you have to hold the right way, anyway he did do it.

He looked really funny walking about with a red nose and mouth squeaking away.
I am not so grumpy today, it has been another sunny day so it put me in a good mood. we still went to the beach a bit too early for me but it was nice
The Mop went in the water and came out with something horrible he picks up anything he is a dirty little thing.


Little Spot loves the beach but he is like me not so keen on the water, Pip knows if we are chasing him for the ball, he runs into the water, and stands there little pest.

Lo0k at this pair they look like butter would not melt but they are little pains

Sunday, 12 October 2008






Hello Grumpy Bobby here,

Now I told John not to put this picture of me on but he did it when I went for a little drink before starting the blog, yes I was grumpy this morning he woke me up too early.
He said come on lets go to the beach its a great morning, I said I will go later, he said well you will go on your own if you don't come now.

So I gave in and got up, but I was not happy about it and there was Pip and Spot jumping about all exited that gave me a headache before we started.
When we got to the beach John was going on about how lovely the sun rise was, like a ball, so Pip went to see could he get the ball daft dog.

He looks a lonely little thing stood on his own, that's him by the water wondering if he should go for a swim daft dog. Well it did not take long before the sun came up and it was a lot warmer. So that cheered me up a bit. I even ran about and played a bit with Spot.




Pip said come on we will go for a swim, Spot said I don't like the water, I said get lost, so Pip said please your selves and went in for a swim..

Friday, 10 October 2008


Hi, Pip has been more like his self today so he has forgot about his hair cut,
but I was not very happy, of all the times to go up to Tunstal hill this morning was not the time, the wind was nearly blowing me off my feet, why John took us up there I don't know.
We have not been up there since Pip ate every rabbit Carlings he could find then was sick in the car on the way home.

Spot was enjoying himself running around but it was so windy I kept my head down in case my hair blew away. I am sure one of the two hairs John has left blew away so now he only has one and a nit, I bet the poor thing was hanging on with all its might.





Thursday, 9 October 2008




Hi It was hair cut day today, the Mop did not want to go, John said he had to. He moaned on all morning, he followed John about saying how he likes his hair the way it is. He still had to go, when he came back he was the saddest little thing , he has sulked all the rest of the day.


I was hoping he would be scalped but he just had a trim because its getting cold. He wont even speak to me and I had nothing to do with it.
He is normally a happy little Mop waging his tail all the time, he has gone to bed now so he might be okay in the morning.

Wednesday, 8 October 2008

Hi Well since John told Pip about how he was a Hippy many years ago and how it was all flowers peace long hair and love. Pip has wanted to be a hippy. I said you a hippy don't be daft you are just a scruffy mutt and as far as John goes he has no chance now, long hair HA! he only has two hairs and a nit left on his head.
Pip thinks it suits him he thinks he looks cool, but I know something he does not, tomorrow is the 9th and his hair cut was booked weeks ago, the last time it was cut he sulked for three days. I was about to tell him but John said not to or he might not sleep. I will tell him in the morning daft little thing John will have to tell him about the skin heads after his hair is cut. He! He!

Monday, 6 October 2008


Well I got up this morning and John was already out, Brenda said he went out at 0530 to the beach, he had took little Spot with him. Me and the Mop got up at 0730. John had gone because there was an oil slick that had come in at Tynemouth and they thought it might spread along the coast.to Roker and Seaburn. Lots of birds were covered in oil, Mary had over sixty last night.Donna from the Smugglers and John walked right along but no oil or oily covered birds were found so that was good. When John came back he took us to the park .

The Mop came back looking like a wet rag and John was going on about his hair, next thing Brenda said is that better. Well I nearly wet myself laughing. He had a little bobble in his hair, he was not very pleased, John said if you think I will take him out like that think again.


I had forgotten he had eyes its that long since I saw them, Ben was right he does look like cousin It from the Adams family. He loves his look he wants to be a hippy, he loves to smell the flowers.
We went off to Roker this afternoon to check if any oil had come this far but all was still okay and Donna said there had been no birds brought in. So it does look like it won't come this far.
On the way back in the shed on wheels the Mop saw a little van with flower stickers all over it, so he wants John to stick them all over the shed, well its bad enough as it is but if he does that I will not get in if I never go out again.




Saturday, 4 October 2008






Hi,I am sick of today,John made us go out this morning it was so cold and windy, I went to bed again as soon as I came back. Then he woke me up to go to the beach. Pip and Spot were already to go, jumping about and chasing each other. So that gave me a headache and I grumped at everybody, it was pouring down. I said I will wait until the rain stops, John said that could be weeks, come on so we went. Pip was all exited he said I might see the girl, You won;t I said because we were only going to the local beach, so he started moaning on. When we came back John said he was going to foster gold fish and we could all go to dog borstal. I told the Mop we had better be good in the morning. He thinks it does not matter he will go and live with Liz and Brian and have little Pippa as his girl friend.


He is not worth waiting for he can not keep his eyes off the young ladies

Thursday, 2 October 2008


Hi, Playing again, it goes on all the time, then when we go out they don't bother they chase each other a little bit, then the little Spot follows me all the time.

This is like the good the bad and the ugly of course the Mop is the ugly, I am the good so Spot has to be the bad. We were not at the beach long when
the Mop went into the water.

There he was looking like a dirty wet Mop when I saw the girl coming so I shouted him because he has never shut up about her since yesterday. I had said she wanted nothing to do with you. The Mop said it was only because he looked all wet and scruffy, he said he would not go in the water again in case we saw her.
But here he was in the water and here she was coming along looking beautiful If only I was 7 or 8 years younger he would not have a look in.. He ran out and shook himself, well he looked worse than ever.

Me and little Spot walked away he is embarrassing shouting hello darling how about a kiss and chasing after her. Where does he think that will get him, she must think he is a little yob.

Then all at once there she was doing twists and twirls to amuse him, then they danced about together.

She might look great but she is obviously as daft as he is, then she had to go he had asked could he see her again and she just said I will see you around and would not tell him her name.

He was going on all the way home about his broken heart , as soon as we came in he went straight for the bottle and downed it all, he said he was just drowning his sorrow. Stupid little thing.

I bet he has a bad head in the morning.

Wednesday, 1 October 2008


Hi, Well I have been really grumpy today, it started yesterday we were going to the park and John looked through all the coats we had until he found one to fit the Spotty dog, because he shivered when we were out earlier .


So we went to the park it was sunny but cold but it did not matter if I was cold I did not get offered a coat. It is no good giving the Mop one because he runs into the water.
Then we went to the beach and Brenda came and carried the little coat in case Spot got cold, she has never brought one for me, I could freeze my bits off its just not on.


You could never put a coat on the Mop as soon as he sees water he goes in and swims about. I think he shows off because I can not swim, even If I could I think its too cold now.
John tried to stop him but he knows where all the rock pools are and runs to them.
He came out looking like a drowned rat and went up to this great looking girl but she told him he was only good enough to kiss her butt so he did.