I can not believe my eyes, John went out without Sam and me and came back with what can only be described as a ball of fluff with a dummy stuck in its mouth. I call the Mop but this thing beats the lot.
I said to Sam what the ****** is that she said its a dummy, I said your the dummy I mean whats behind the dummy fool.
Well much to our surprise it spit its dummy out and its no wuss, and guess what they call it Bobby would you believe that the same name as me a powder puff.
I am disgusted so I am going to bed, tomorrow is another day.
In case you don't believe me here is a picture. Good night.