Monday, 19 May 2008

MOP MOP MOP so there

Hi Bobby here
The Family Dog
The family's dog was bought to guard,
Chained to a post in a chilly backyard,

Housed in a shed that was airless and dark,
And every few weeks had a run in the park.
When boredom set in with no fun and no work,
One day it broke loose and went quietly berserk.

Pa couldn't fathom just why it went wild,
As it flattened his wife and then bit his child.
The police were called in to sort out the mess,
And the whole sorry tale was revealed in the press.

The Rescue society was really annoyed,
So, the dog was re-homed, and the owners destroyed.
Serves them right that's what I think, Oh Ben guess what I did today, I played on the beach with , I cant bring my self to say its name PPPPPP....THE MOP.


BenTheRotti said...

You played with the Mop!!!

as in friendly play or did you have a game of bitey face?? hehehe

Mum has seen that poem before, I agree with you, it served them right!!

The photographer is coming from the newspaper at 4.30pm today so I am off to make myself look even more handsome.. oh wait.. thats not possible!! hehehe

love, licks and tail-wags,

Ben xxxxx

Cara said...

Hi Bobby

Us pups can be fun. You might get to like Pip.