Hi, Today should be called Johns catastrophic Saturday; first he took us to the park it was all icy and John slipped down the bank on the ice into black mud to get the ball that he threw for us, and we just stood on the path watching it roll down the bank.
It’s a good job we were outside because I laughed that much I had to run to a tree, and the Mop and Tilly were running about playing, when John came up the bank all his trousers were covered in black mud, the Mop gets told off for going in that mud and there was John covered in it.
John rang Brenda to run the bath for when he got in, when we got back he took his jeans off out side, Brenda gave him a cup of coffee, he put it on the coffee table and as he went to sit down Tilly tried to beat him to the seat and knocked his coffee off and it went down the back of his leg and scolded him.
Brenda got some frozen peas and slapped them on his leg I thought he was going to cry.
Brenda said well go in the bath, so off he went then there was more howls when the hot water touched his calf, at this point Tilly ran in to see what was going on she jumped straight in the bath all excited Brenda the Mop and me all went in I could not believe it John was lying in the bath trying to get Tilly out she was bouncing about wagging her tail and licking his head.
Brenda managed to get little Tilly out, but left the door open and she ran back and jumped back in. By now the air was blue I said to the Mop cover your ears you are too young to hear this. John was blaming Brenda for leaving the door open, she said you went in and left it in the first place, he said who would think a dog would run and jump in the bath,
Personally I think at his age and the state of him he is lucky to get a dog in the bath with him.
Well it was only 10 30am so we still had the rest of the day to go, we went to the beach and up to the park again and the rest of the day has gone okay, so far but there is time yet.
It’s a good job we were outside because I laughed that much I had to run to a tree, and the Mop and Tilly were running about playing, when John came up the bank all his trousers were covered in black mud, the Mop gets told off for going in that mud and there was John covered in it.
John rang Brenda to run the bath for when he got in, when we got back he took his jeans off out side, Brenda gave him a cup of coffee, he put it on the coffee table and as he went to sit down Tilly tried to beat him to the seat and knocked his coffee off and it went down the back of his leg and scolded him.
Brenda got some frozen peas and slapped them on his leg I thought he was going to cry.
Brenda said well go in the bath, so off he went then there was more howls when the hot water touched his calf, at this point Tilly ran in to see what was going on she jumped straight in the bath all excited Brenda the Mop and me all went in I could not believe it John was lying in the bath trying to get Tilly out she was bouncing about wagging her tail and licking his head.
Brenda managed to get little Tilly out, but left the door open and she ran back and jumped back in. By now the air was blue I said to the Mop cover your ears you are too young to hear this. John was blaming Brenda for leaving the door open, she said you went in and left it in the first place, he said who would think a dog would run and jump in the bath,
Personally I think at his age and the state of him he is lucky to get a dog in the bath with him.
Well it was only 10 30am so we still had the rest of the day to go, we went to the beach and up to the park again and the rest of the day has gone okay, so far but there is time yet.
5 comments:
Wrooooo! The Girl is telling me that it is not nice to laugh at John. What a morning for him, I hope his day turned out to be better after lunch!
The Girl thinks she needs to sell a kidney or something for postage. As long as it's not my kidney, I told her. Perhaps you could convince John to sell one of the Mop's?
We've missed reading about your adventures, Bobby. I gave The Girl a stern talking-to, so we should be by more often.
Brown dog kisses,
Dannan
Pee Ess What is up with Tilly, voluntarily jumping in to the bath???
Sure John had one of those days where it is better not to get out of bed!
I hope everything is ok now!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Poor John. tell me the truth Bobby, when all these happened were you mournful and deeply sorry for all the inconveniences that all 3 of you caused or were you laughing your self silly until the rest of the afternoon?
we're glad the Mop was not responsible for all the misfortunes in John's day though. Good work there Mop!
drooly kisses,
Aki
I think humans do stuff like that for us to have a good laugh.
Simba x
Bobby, I sure hope John's days got better from here!
We have something for you over at our bloggy!
Brown dog kisses,
Dannan
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