Big Ned he pulled so hard, I did not know what to do,Then I found my spell book and read it through and through.
The spell that I found said it would reduce a dog to size, So I cast the spell, and Ned shrunk before my eyes.
Then I took him for a walk, it really was a treat. As tiny little Ned stayed right beside my feet
Alas my spell was faulty, and much to my surprise, Ned began to grow past his normal size.
People and there dogs we did quickly pass, as Ned he just dragged me all around the grass.
I thought I had better head Ned straight for home, by the time we got there this is how he'd grown.