Hi Lord Bobby here,

I thought I would be kind to the Mop and get him a title, well it could not have been more appropriate if I had made it up myself. I said he was a little short house.

This is me laughing again my grumpiness seems to be fading since the Mop came, so it might not have been a bad thing after all.

I won't let him have a crown so he can have this nice blue hat He He!.

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